Clothing!



Look fashionable and show your Team Spirit on your chest by wearing a T-shirt.
Hey, they're CLASSY T-shirts. Okay, maybe not, but they're cool and fun T-shirts, just like you.
(It's common knowledge that all Members of the Alien Collective are cool and fun;
it sort of goes without saying, but we like to say it anyway.)

First:
Pick Your Team:




Team Martini
Empaths Rule!
Team Christopher
Patented Glares Rule!
Team Sandwich
Reader/Kitty/Gower!


Team Gator
Prehistoric Attack Dogs Rule!


Team Chuckie
Hunky Nerds Rule!


Team Dazzler
Brainy Hot Chicks Rule!


Team Dazzler
Got Stephen Hawking's Number?


Team Kitty
Accidental Badasses Rule!


Team Poof
Adorably Cute, Even When Angry!


Team Poof
Adorable Bundles of Killer Cuteness Rule!


Team ACE
Benevolent
Super-Consciousnesses Rule!


Team Airborne
Nothing’s Fly Like a Flyboy’s Fly!


Team Sapiosexual
We Like Big Brains and We Cannot Lie!


The Sapiosexual Collective
Keepin’ it Smart!


I'm An Official Member of the Alien Collective
I Love Gini Koch's Alien Series


I ❤ Werewolves!


Howl With the Night Beat!



Next:
Pick Your Shirt:


T-Shirts



Unisex, lots of sizes. Yes, the black ones do cost more.
Because the t-shirt community feels that black is cooler and therefore demands a premium.
Hey, I don't make the rules here, I just provide the swag options.

White - S, M, L, XL, XXL (for XXL add $5.00): $20.00, plus S/H
Black - S, M, L, XL, XXL (for XXL add $5.00): $25.00, plus S/H



Ladies' T-Shirts



Pretty! White only, 'cause the vendor believes that we're all pure as the driven snow!
(Yeah, I know, I find that funny, too.)

S, M, L, XL, XXL (for XXL add $5.00): $25.00, plus S/H


Longsleeve Shirts



Even in Hell's Orienatation Area we get cold, so I figured, why not have shirts
for the colder climates and seasons? Unisex, all sizes.

White - S, M, L, XL, XXL (for XXL add $5.00): $30.00, plus S/H
Black - S, M, L, XL, XXL (for XXL add $5.00): $35.00, plus S/H



Send your order to gini@ginikoch.com. Please be sure to list sizes and quantities clearly.
All orders paid through PayPal. International orders okay.
All items will be charged 9.3% AZ sales tax. Shipping & Handling varies;
you'll be advised of S/H charges before your order is final.


Orders will not process until payment is received. U.S. orders can take 4-6 weeks.
International orders can take up to 8 weeks. Expedited shipping options are available
(but they cost a ton & we don't encourage the impatience -- but we'll do it if you want it).

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