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Change Universes Unexpectedly? Check. Find Out Your Counterparts Aren't Exactly Like You? Check. Stop an Intergalactic War? Um...Kitty's Working On It, Okay? 
After an enforced tour around their galaxy, all Kitty & Company want to do is go home. Instead, twelve of them have been snapped into the Steampunk universe, and all is not going well there for anyone. Now it's up to Kitty & Company to try to save the day in a universe they're having a hard time recognizing, while also dodging friendly fire and finding traitors in very unexpected places. Origin Stories. Side Quests. Interviews. This Book Has It All, And It's All Kitty Approved. 
Get the real scoop on how Reader and Tim ended up working for Centaurion Division, how Siler found Lizzie, what the Gators really think about their time "helping" Kitty, and more, including watching the Mastermind go nuts in real time. Plus, get introduced to the Alien Steampunk Universe, and more! In the far future, humanity has colonized the solar system, but only because the Belt – and those who live and do the dangerous work there – always provides... 
Meet the Belters: the brave men, women, and robotics that mine the Solaris System’s Asteroid Belt in order to keep the system expanding and surviving. Once humanity perfected shortrange warp drives, expanding throughout the system became a reality. But there’s still a lot of space in the Blackness between Planets, Lunars, and Suspended Cities, let alone outside the system itself. However, without the Belt and what can be mined from it – water, phosphorus, precious metals, and more – the system couldn’t survive, let alone thrive. Mining has always been dangerous work, but mining in space takes the danger to a different level. There’s the pirate armada, headed by a succession of leaders entitled Boser Geist, who give miners the terrible choice of join or die. Stray rocks, comets, and space trash test every Belter’s speed with a patch kit or their ability to survive with only a spacesuit. But the giant space squids, the Kalalula, more than any other creatures in the system, have reason to hate humanity and have brutal ways of taking their revenge. But there’s beauty, too, in the Belt, along with loyalty, bravery, and love. And Belter’s Luck favors the brave and the bold, oftentimes when they least expect it. The City is wonderful. Everything works in harmony. Everything is perfectly controlled. But one glitch in the system and everything changes. 
When Emily smiles at David, the Chosen One, as if he’s a normal person, his sheltered existence plunges into terror and deception, forcing him to see that the world might not be as perfect as he’s always believed. If the choice is between love or perfection, which would you choose? David is the Perfect Man, but Emily knows he represents something much more – her death. Can she stay away from him and stay alive, or will his pursuit destroy them both? When your eyes are finally opened – when the choice is everything you think you want versus what it might be you truly need – what will you be willing to risk for love? Time for an Impromptu Galactic Road Trip. Don't worry – Kitty's Driving. 
The President and First Lady, aka Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini, aren't supposed to be on the Distant Voyager spaceship’s maiden mission, but what looks like a snafu during a political photo op turns out to be a call for help from a planet that might be Earth's salvation...or its destruction. Kitty vs. the PTA It's Clobberin' Time! 
Learn as much as possible about every alien race in the galaxy, fend off the advances both business & personal from a variety of Hollywood types, deal with the assimilation of various alien races, navigate the Embassy Daycare kids' first day of "real" school – oh, and deal with new attacks, nastier enemies, and a variety of murders, all while dealing with a new nemesis. Kitty's got this. Sorta. When the Galaxy's Invading & It Doesn't Look Good, Who You Gonna Call? Kitty. 
It's a typical day of bureaucracy and stress for President and First Lady Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini, made more stressful when alien spacecraft are spotted making a beeline for Earth, none of them from the Alpha Centauri system...or, what Kitty calls Wednesday. Fem-Bots & Androids & Superbeings Oh My. It's Kitty vs. the End of the World. 
The Mastermind may be outed, but Kitty & Company don't get any downtime. In addition to having to recover from Operation Epidemic quickly, the sudden reappearance of a minor adversary long-forgotten turns out to only be the tip of a deadly iceberg that could end up causing World War Three... Mastermind vs. Kitty & Company. Place Your Bets. 
It's not another Operation As Usual. This time, the Mastermind's made it very personal and either he's going down...or Kitty is. Planets, Power Plays, and Pets. Kitty's Got This. 
The Mastermind has finally been identified, but before Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini can take him down, they, their daughter, Jamie, Charles Reynolds, Paul Gower, Christopher White, and several others are zapped out of their solar system and into another. Landing them on an alien planet - and not together... Double the Kitty. Double the Fun... and Mayhem. 
Issues with Australia need to be straigthened out, so the White House sends the Vice President and his wife, aka Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini, over to handle the situation, but before Kitty can make things worse, she's suddenly in another world -- one where she's been married to Charles Reynolds for years and aliens don't exist. Kitty's not the only one confused, because the Kitty from that world has taken her place in this one. Can they both save their respective days before it's too late to go home to the universes they belong to, or will one Kitty decide to keep the other's life...forever? Kitty, and Nightcrawler, and Prince. Oh My! 
Despite not having run for office, nor wanting to remain in office, Rep. Jeff Martini is being wooed as the Vice Presidential running mate for a charismatic senator who seems likely to win the campaign. While the Diplomatic Corps has to deal with the pressures of a political campaign sure to uncover secrets they don't want shared with the world, Ambassador Kitty Katt-Martini has other worries: a Battle Royale that's going to determine the fate of the world...and possibly the galaxy. New Family. New Powers. Same Kick-Butt Kitty. 
When rumors of a new super-drug surface, the FBI comes to Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini for help. But when the inconceivable happens, Kitty's focused on two things only: reviving the ACE entity before their enemies realize Earth's best protection isn't actually active...and revenge. Parties. Murder. Mayhem. Kitty to the Rescue. 
When a newly elected Representative is murdered while at the Centaurion Embassy, it's up to Kitty and Company to find out how and why and stop the killer, before the rest of the U.S. House of Representatives become casualties, particularly the replacement Representative – Jeff Martini. New scandals. Old enemies. New kick-butt pets for Kitty. 
Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini and the rest of the American Centaurion Diplomatic Corps are still recovering from their introduction to Washington D.C. politics, parties, and conspiracies. So when compromising pictures arrive, no one's too surprised. They're also the least of anyone's worries. New Jobs. New Home. Same New Kitty. 
Kitty's brand of diplomacy isn't quite as smooth as Jeff's – parties, lobbyists of all stripes, and politicians from all over present challenges a well-stocked iPod and quirky sense of humor aren't up to handling. But when a shadowy assassination plot and new anti-alien conspirators are identified, Kitty's the diplomat for the job – in between 'Mommy and Me', 'Diplomacy for Beginners', and 'The Washington Wife' classes. More conspiracies. More danger. New Kitty. 
A new set of conspiracies, old enemies, and a dangerous new drug being tested on unwilling subjects are more than enough to deal with, but new parents Jeff and Kitty Martini have an even bigger problem – the bad guys want their newborn baby. New conspiracies. New enemies. Same Kitty. 
Planning any wedding is hard enough, but Katherine "Kitty" Katt and Jeff Martini have a lot more to worry about than seating arrangements, because multiple interstellar invasions, Alpha Team in mortal peril, and inter-alien conspiracies are all on the guest list – and the gifts they've brought explode. More aliens. More intrigue. More Kitty. 
For Katherine "Kitty" Katt, Alien Super-Being Exterminator, anti-alien conspiracies, threats from outer space, and a couple of killer alligators are all in a day's work, but internal alien conspiracies bring a new meaning to the terms chaos and confusion. Is the cost of a few innocent lives worth risking everything? 
When the crew of the Hummingbird discovers Pilla Colony recently destroyed by the Diamanté Families, they’re faced with the smart choice of leaving or the dangerous one of searching for survivors – and Roy and DeeDee aren’t in agreement about their course of action. But the real question is – why would anyone be going out of their way to destroy the most helpless, fragile, and noncombative race in the galaxy? A risky gamble turns deadly when the galaxy's most feared terrorist arrives to up the ante. 
When their favorite bookie pulls up stakes from Roulette and moves to Polliworld, the crew of the Hummingbird go to find out why, and hopefully get a cut of the action, but they end up caught in a high stakes game of chance that could destroy them. Lights! Camera! Truthful reviews! 
The inimitable Gini Koch gives you her take on a variety of movies and television shows. Whether the shows are good, bad, or indifferent we promise this – the reviews are all 100% entertaining. Media & Me is an Amazon Bestseller, which is pretty thrilling when you think about it. Meet the Crew of the Hummingbird. 
Things aren’t what they seem to be when Princess Olivia of Andromeda jumps aboard a spaceship to escape a loveless marriage. The Royal Scam becomes an Amazon bestseller! Second time's the charm! Meet Kitty. Again. 
Marketing manager Katherine "Kitty" Katt joins forces with gorgeous aliens from Alpha Centauri to protect the Earth, kick evil alien butt, and save the day with hairspray and rock and roll – not necessarily in that order. Touched by an Alien is once again an Amazon bestseller! History repeats! The beach town of Santa Paloma has lots of interesting things going on, including a string of brutal, unsolved murders. 
Some crimes are more dangerous than others, and trying to solve them can be more than dangerous – it can be deadly. Want to Know the Untold Story of Gini Koch? 
According to Gini, all the stories in this book are true. But are they fact or fiction? You decide. Wanted: Dead or Alive Belle Stark is not what all the papers and wanted posters say – though she’s the first to admit that she’s an outlaw, and proud of it. 
Helped and hindered along her path by some of the West’s most infamous lawmen, shootists, and outlaws, the ultimate choice Belle faces is the same one she’s been given since she was twelve – dead or alive. And Belladonna always picks dead. Stuntwoman Stacey Weir didn’t mean to become an amateur sleuth - she's just the right detective for the job. But will she survive her first case? 
A chaotic movie set leads to mayhem and murder – and an almost perfect frame-up. Meaning Stacey needs to figure out what’s going on before her adoptive father’s tried and convicted for crimes he didn’t commit. Tom and Meggie are on more than a business trip – it’s the trip of their lives, and could be the end of Meggie’s. 
The Voodoo Queen of New Orleans, a street thief, and new friends may be the only ones who can save friends to lovers Tom & Meggie from Meggie’s evil ex. Experience surprises, thrills, romance, and danger within different realms and settings of the paranormal. 
A time-traveling hunter, vampires, werewolves, deadly games, the Devil himself, and more await you inside this thrilling collection of paranormal tales. Want some humor in your life? Get this collection and it’s guaranteed! 
For the first time, all of Gini Koch's hilarious Science Fiction, Fantasy, Urban Fantasy, and Paranormal short stories are together in one place! (Includes both Missy the Were-Pomeranian stories and MORE!) The Old West was hard on women and horses. The New West is hard on everyone. 
A giant solar flare reverts Earth back to Old West tech, with dangers new and old, and no guarantee of survival. Can two people really make a difference? |
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